I Learn From the Best

Mother Kim's "words of wisdom" on storing your treasures in heaven.





Me: Mom, I heard that man lost you $40 on Saturday. Were you mad?
Mother: No, I forgave him.. because the Bible says when you forgive others, God will see and reward you 30 times over.
Me: Aw, you're so kind.
Mother: So, God owes me $1200.


Haha, oh dear...